Funny Poem

Funny Poem... in many languages... ^_^

(Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(Singlish Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai (go shit)
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
Talk Cock While Lau Sai

(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Cai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(The Pai Lang Version)
Bad Guy Look Good Good
Actually Damn Bad Bad
Lift Head See Moon Moon
(and ask the sky why kanna such guy)
Bow Head No Hope Hope (shrug)

(Malay version)
Cahaya bulan di tepi katilku
Macam "sainide" dalam kopiku
Ku pandang atas cahaya purnama dari "lokap" ku
Ku pandang bawah siapa bongkok di depan aku

**This joke is submitted to me by Jocelynn. Thanks!!**